Our Dedicated Support Team

Coffee Room Manager - Nycen Hott
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Pedestrian Affairs Coordinator - Luke "Beau" Thways

Feline Affairs - Imah Katt

Sailing Master - Hartu Lee

Catering - Letzaff Loonch
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Director of Imagery - Sigil Shepherd

Data Retention Officer - Flo P. Disk
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Music Director - Kay Sett
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Shipping Lead - Van deLivery
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Copy Specialist - Idu Z. Rocks
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Director of Homilies - Clee Shay
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Genealogist - Anne Sestor
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Boxing Promoter - Bob N. Weeve
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For anyone who has missed the chance, try locating an archived NPR Car Talk radio episode of "Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers" who introduced me to this style of listing a fictitious staff list.